yang mana satu??

semenjak dua tiga empat lima menjak ni ramai plak yang mengahwinkan diri mereka...he he he..dah sampai seru kann...takkan nak tunggu lama2..nanti tak pasal2 kena kebas orang..meleleh air liur tuu...

..kat tempat akak ni pun ramai gak yg kawen...kalau dahulu kala time2 cuti skol mesti banyak majlis kawen..tapi skrg ni  cuti pun ada majlis kawen...tu belum masuk kes2 kawen 'kecemasan'.....haaa..korang faham2 la ye...apa pun elok la kawen cepat kalau dah sampai seru....ingat pesan akak tau!..

..actually kann..soon ada org tu nak kawen..he he he..dia tk mau nama dia akak mention kt cni..( konon dia tu glamer..)..banyak la kau punya glamer adik oiii.....konon2 nya lagi dia mintak tolong akak carik design yg sesuai utk majlis dia... (ni lagi la satu penyakit..bila masa pulak akak ni reti design2 baju kawen ni..)..

..oleh kerana nak jaga hati dan snoberi 'orang' itu...akak pun belek2 la pic kawen artis2 yg kawen lately ni...mehh kita pilih2 mana satu yg bestttt.....

yg paling latest..c memeng memey... konon designed by Vera Wang...

he he he..akak yg buta pesen ni nak kata yg baju ni tak cantik...

faezah elai...cantik kann....:)

baju wife Tomok pun cantik jgk....kerana kaler purple....

sooo sexy!..since 'orang' itu bertudung so yg ni tk bleh laa....

mcm berkenan plak ngan yg ni.....cantik kan..

(tq pacik Google for the pic)......dah tgk banyak design....maybe bleh fikirkan something yang cantik untuk dia since dia ni kecik je orgnya so senang la sikit pekerjaan akak...

..till then...see ya....:)

he he he..jadi jugak.....

tadaaaaaaaaaaa..................................................

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my puding pelangi....

...iskkk..orang lain reti buat puding yang lagi canggih tk bising punnn.....tkpa la kan...dari tk tau apa2 skrg dah tau...happy la kiranya kerana puding ini disukai seisi rumah....( bangga lagik..)..

...tu je la nak bgtau korang...akak nak p bandar jap...nak shopping bahan kek plak...:)

The Best Divorce Letter Ever....

tak nak cakap banyak2..mari kita baca ramai2.......

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— ...

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem. ;-)

..saja nak share ngan korang...credits to kawan akak, Stacy....

...have fun everyone!!.....

rindunyaaaaa........

pic Googled..

alahaii.....entri sangat la sedih....anak2 sakit termasuk la akak..en.suami plak duduk jauh dari kami ( kerana kerja)..kalau time anak2 sakit mcm ni selalunya encik suami yg tolong jaga anak2...ni kena buat sorang2...anak2 plak kalau dah sakit bukannya mau ngan maid....(sedih lagi..)...:(

...cepat laa posting....dah letih akak menunggu....i really miss him....

..tq pacik Google....and this is for you encik suami a.k.a encik nizam....

**adab menerima tetamu**

entri kali ni suam2 kuku je..akak just nak share info yang akak dapat ari ni...masih lagi dalam mood Raya even dah semakin tiba ke penghujungnya....tetamu masih lagi panass....

..korang penah tak alami experience mcm ni....sedang berehat..lepas seharian keja...ditambah lagi dengan melayan karenah anak2 yang bermacam-macam ada...layan suami lagik...dan macam2 lagik...( akak merujuk kepada diri sendiri..he he he..)..penah tak?????....tak banyak sikit pun ada la kann...pastu plak ..suddenly......knock..knock...ada tetamu daaaaa.....so apa patut kita buat..cewahh tetiba plak 'kita'...

1)   bersegera dalam menyambut dan menjamu tamu
      - jangan masam muka....

2)   menjawab salam dengan yang terbaik...

3)   menghidangkan kepada tamu dengan hidangan yang terbaekkkk...
      ( kalau tak ada ikan,ayam/daging...sadin pun ok laa..)

4)   meletakkan hidangan dekat dengan tetamu...
      (jgn letak jauh2 nanti sakit plak tangan tamu nak ambik..)

5)   menjaga dan melindungi tamu....

6)   tuan rumah berwajah gembira...

7)   hantar tamu sampai ke muka pintu bila tamu balik...


....hmmmmm..tu la antara adab manyambut tetamu.....tak susah jgk kann...he he he..

...selamat bertetamu....


p/s: rasanya perlu ada pengecualian pada tamu yg x diundang ( esp.yg boleh mengganggu ketenteraman )..
      kannnnn.....

yeay!!!!!

yeayy!!! lagi.....

haaa...mesti dah tau ni apa akak sibuk sangat ngan yeayyy!!!.....mari kita yeay2 ramai2.....yeayyyy!!!!!!...

alahai sibuk sangat akak ni....well first of all congrats beribu juta kali to my niece yang kt IIUM tuhh sbb dah grade...convo next month tapi makcik dia ni happy sangat sbb niece dia dah grade...skrg ni dia otw ( ada plak studi ni on the way ) buat Master....uikssss hebatsss.....:)

hmmmmm...selalu2 kalau taim convo banyak lerr bunga2 chinta dan bunga2 keriangan yg orang dok pikul sana sini...tk kurang jgk yg bawa teddy bear ( dari sais s..sampai laa xxxl )...haa akak tgh fikir nak bagi apa kt my niece yg satu ni....psttttt taim birthday ari tu pun hadiah dia tk bagi lagik.....he he he...abesss la kalau dia baca entri ni.....

so nak bagi apa ni.????.....masih berfikir dan terus berfikir....any idea???

nota kaki:  dia best student.... proud of her....:)

us...@the beach...

lama akak tk gi beach....bukan tak suka tapi tak minat..he he he..mcm lebih kurengg je tu kann....tengah tgk album lama2 cam perasan plak dah lama tk amek gambar kt luar....so akak pun meminta bantuan dr en.zul ( seorang cekgu )..credits to him and his wife a.k.a puan epa...

so..apalagi...meh la kita layan gambar kami tiga beranak kt tepi pantai.......zassssssssss......

kami...

sweet kan..

bestfriend...

flying......

Danish

Hanim

my everything..

....cukup la tu kann...rasa seronok anak2 cuma akak yg tk brp best sbb en.nizam tk ada...huhuhu...miss him so much....